hotdimsam:

Job interviewer: so what skills can you bring to the company
Me:…
Me:…
Me: i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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totheinternetandbeyond:

when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

video games don’t make us violent, lag does

hartbxg:

hartbxg:

you have never truly lived on the edge until you’ve continued blogging after your laptop has given you the 5% remaining warning and it could cut out at any moment 

its going hardcore tonight

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