laugh-addict:

whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:” 

i just

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whoviannerdfighter:

my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from

suspend:

HOW DO YOU EVEN CHOOSE A PROFILE PICTURE LIKE THAT THING IS SO STRESSFUL

hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

nerdjpg:

me x you = gay²

dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”