• me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
  • white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc
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dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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It only costs $0.00 to keep it real

teletubbie-realness:

weavemunchers:

so i asked my friend to photoshop a picture of waluigi over my boob so i could send it to the dumb boys that ask/have already asked me for nudes and the reactions are amazing

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i think iv found my new favorite thing to do 

WAH

waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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maleteen:

some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people

ugly:

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

wendygirlyoumoveme:

if i misgender u please just spray me with a spray bottle like a cat